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Blaming your fans for being sad when you cancel a show at the last minute, even though you’re the one who made them spend money and time to get there.
I flew from Texas to see you, and you bailed on me like I was a bad date.
I paid $500 for a ticket, and you said you didn’t feel like performing.
You canceled the show because you had a hangover, and I had a heartbreak.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The best lyricist ever, who used to sing in a band called The Smiths, and now he’s a famous meat-avoiding, British weirdo who lives in LA and says stupid things.
He says things like ‘I hate people who eat meat’ like it’s a real crime.
He lives in LA but still thinks the UK is better, even though he’s never been back.
He once said he’d rather be dead than famous, and then he became famous.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A synonym for God, but a much more dramatic and annoying one who also likes to complain about things.
He’s like God, but with more moaning and fewer miracles.
He acts like he’s the only one who matters, even though he’s just a man.
He once said he’d take over the world if he had a better hairdo.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Also called Moz, Mozza, Mozfather, and Pope of Mope, this guy is the king of being sad and not very social.
He’s the king of the mopes, and he’s been moaning about life for decades.
He’s like the royal mope of the mopey people.
He’s got titles like Pope of Mope, but no actual power.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who sits in the corner of a bar or club and looks like they just got dumped by their ex and their ex’s ex.
He sat in the corner of the club, drinking wine and looking like he just got dumped.
He was at the bar, and he looked like he hadn’t smiled in ten years.
He was at the club, and he looked like he’d just been told he had no friends.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A total insufferable human being who cries at the drop of a hat and acts like he’s been wronged by the entire world.
He cried when his favorite pizza place closed down.
He sobbed when he had to wear a shirt that wasn’t black.
He got upset because the sky was too bright on a Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man from the midlands who looks like he just got out of jail, owns a canal boat, and probably hates everyone.
He’s got a canal boat, a bad attitude, and a hatred for everything.
He looks like he hasn’t washed in a month and probably hasn’t spoken to anyone in years.
He lives on a canal boat and still thinks the world is against him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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