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A Morales is a Puerto Rican who’s too lazy to move but can smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting.

My cousin Morales sat on the couch for three days, eating pizza and smoking like a dragon.

I saw Morales at the mall, and he was smoking so much, the security guard thought he was on fire.

My mom said, 'If Morales doesn’t stop smoking, he’ll turn into a cigarette.'