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A Morales is a Puerto Rican who’s too lazy to move but can smoke a whole pack of cigarettes in one sitting.
My cousin Morales sat on the couch for three days, eating pizza and smoking like a dragon.
I saw Morales at the mall, and he was smoking so much, the security guard thought he was on fire.
My mom said, 'If Morales doesn’t stop smoking, he’ll turn into a cigarette.'
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A Morales is a cool Hispanic name that probably means you’re smart, sexy, and got the power to make people jealous.
My friend Morales got straight A’s and still had time to flirt with the teacher.
My cousin Morales walks in a room and everyone stops talking.
My uncle Morales said, 'I’m not just smart, I’m the smartest in the whole neighborhood.'
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A Morales is a person who knows the real meaning of being moral, not about showing off to others, but being right in your own head.
My Morales cousin said, 'I don’t need anyone to know I’m right, I just know it.'
My Morales neighbor didn’t care about anyone else’s problems, he just cared about being right.
My Morales uncle said, 'I don’t need to be perfect, just right.'
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A Morales is someone who has morals, like knowing when something is unfair or wrong, even if no one else sees it.
My Morales brother got mad when someone took his last piece of cake, even though no one saw it.
My Morales sister said, 'I know what’s fair, even if no one else does.'
My Morales mom didn’t need anyone to tell her when someone was being mean.
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A Morales is a hot, funny, and crazy romantic, and if you ask them out, they’ll probably say yes and treat you like a king.
My Morales friend asked me out, and I got a free pizza and a dance party in my living room.
My Morales neighbor said, 'I’ll go out with you if you promise to be funny.'
My Morales cousin said, 'If I say yes, I’ll take you places you’ve never been.'
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A Morales is someone who knows what’s right and what’s wrong, like a human conscience that never sleeps.
My Morales brother knows when something’s wrong even if no one else does.
My Morales cousin said, 'I feel guilty when someone steals my last soda.'
My Morales mom said, 'Even a thief knows when they’re wrong.'
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A Morales is someone who is always happy, confident, and ready to do something wild and crazy.
My Morales friend said, 'I’m always happy, even when I fall out of a tree.'
My Morales cousin was so confident, he challenged the whole school to a dance-off.
My Morales brother said, 'I’m ready to do something crazy, like eat a whole cake in one bite.'
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