A Montsinger
When your teacher thinks you’re a robot and starts the zoom meeting before your brain has even woken up, just to see you flinch.
She showed up at 6 a. m. I had my blanket over my head and my dog was eating my shoes.
I had to answer questions before I could even put on my socks. My feet were screaming.
I was still half-asleep when she logged on. I had to pretend I was awake and I was actually a zombie.