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When your teacher decides your brain is made of bricks and starts the zoom meeting before your breakfast is even finished, just to prove you can’t survive without her yelling at you.

My teacher logged on at 7 a. m. I was still in my pajamas and my dog was eating my homework.

She started the meeting before my cereal was even gone. I had to answer questions about math while I was still chewing.

I was still getting dressed when she showed up. I had to wear my sock on my hand for the whole class.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When your teacher forgets you’re human and decides to start the zoom meeting so early it feels like you’re being punished for breathing.

She started the meeting at 6:30 a. m. I was still in bed and my alarm was broken.

I had to answer a question about fractions before I even had time to brush my teeth.

She logged on before my coffee was hot. I had to drink it cold and cry about it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When your teacher thinks you’re a robot and starts the zoom meeting before your brain has even woken up, just to see you flinch.

She showed up at 6 a. m. I had my blanket over my head and my dog was eating my shoes.

I had to answer questions before I could even put on my socks. My feet were screaming.

I was still half-asleep when she logged on. I had to pretend I was awake and I was actually a zombie.

by Slangipedia 16d ago