a monkey fucking a football
A group of people doing something that's so simple it's like watching a toddler try to tie their shoes, but they all end up crying and throwing shoes at each other.
The office tried to clean the coffee machine, and now it's just a war zone.
My friends tried to fold a tent, and now they're all screaming and covered in dirt.
The kids tried to build a fort, and it collapsed on top of them.