a monkey fucking a football

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A monkey trying to hump a football while it's on fire and covered in glitter. Basically, you're screwing something up so bad it's like you're trying to juggle flaming turds with your feet.
My math test looked like a monkey was trying to hump a football while it was on fire.
He tried to fix the printer, and now it's just screaming at him.
She attempted to make a sandwich, and now the kitchen looks like a war zone.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A person who's so clueless they think the sky is made of pudding and that the moon is just a really tired cat.
He walked into the room and asked if the ceiling was a piece of cake.
She tried to answer the phone but said, 'Is this the bakery? I thought I was at the zoo.'
He tried to give directions and said, 'Turn left at the cat.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A group of people doing something that's so simple it's like watching a toddler try to tie their shoes, but they all end up crying and throwing shoes at each other.
The office tried to clean the coffee machine, and now it's just a war zone.
My friends tried to fold a tent, and now they're all screaming and covered in dirt.
The kids tried to build a fort, and it collapsed on top of them.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Like a bunch of people running in circles with no idea what they’re doing, and nothing gets done. It's like you're trying to paint a house with a spoon and a banana.
The meeting went on for two hours, and no one knew what they were talking about.
They tried to move a couch, and now the hallway looks like a tornado hit it.
He tried to do a presentation, but it was just him yelling at a slide.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A bunch of stuff happening all at once, like a toddler throwing a tantrum, a dog chasing a cat, and a pizza delivery man getting run over by a bus.
The day started with a broken coffee machine, a screaming toddler, and a cat that wouldn’t stop knocking things over.
He tried to do his homework while his brother was playing video games and his mom was yelling at the neighbor.
The party turned into a disaster when the lights went out and the DJ dropped a beat that made everyone scream.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone is stomping around like they're angry at the whole world and the floor. It's like a kid who just got told they can't have dessert.
He was bouncing up and down like a kangaroo on a trampoline.
She was stomping around the house like she was trying to dig a hole through the floor.
He was bouncing so hard the ceiling looked like it was about to fall.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Two people trying to do something simple, like tie a shoelace, but it turns into a full-blown wrestling match with no clear winner.
They tried to make a sandwich, and now they're wrestling over a piece of bread.
He and his friend tried to build a treehouse, and now they're both covered in dirt and screaming.
They tried to play chess, and it turned into a full-blown fight over a single pawn.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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