a monkey fucking a football
A bunch of stuff happening all at once, like a toddler throwing a tantrum, a dog chasing a cat, and a pizza delivery man getting run over by a bus.
The day started with a broken coffee machine, a screaming toddler, and a cat that wouldn’t stop knocking things over.
He tried to do his homework while his brother was playing video games and his mom was yelling at the neighbor.
The party turned into a disaster when the lights went out and the DJ dropped a beat that made everyone scream.