a million pains - She’s the reason why you’d rather get a tooth pulled than ta

She’s the reason why you’d rather get a tooth pulled than talk to her.

My sister is a million pains. She’s been stealing my snacks since I was in the womb.

My boss says I’m a million pains. I say he’s a million pains with a bad attitude.

My dog is a million pains. He barks at the mailman like he’s a serial killer.