a million minutes - A million minutes is 5 minutes if you're too lazy to do the

A million minutes is 5 minutes if you're too lazy to do the math.

'You said a million minutes? I said, 'That’s 5 minutes and a lazy brain.'

He had a million minutes of video games. That’s 5 minutes and a lot of snacks.

She thought a million minutes was a long time. It was 5 minutes and a lot of whining.