a million minutes

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A million minutes is basically 5 minutes if you're stupid enough to believe it.

'You said a million minutes!' I said, 'You idiot, that's 5 minutes!'

'He thought he had a million minutes. Turns out, he had 5 minutes and a broken timer.'

She spent a million minutes waiting for a bus. That’s 5 minutes and a lot of regret.

A million minutes is just 5 minutes for people who can't count.

'A million minutes? Bro, that's 5 minutes and a bad attitude.'

He counted wrong. A million minutes became 5 minutes and a headache.

She had a million minutes of homework. That’s 5 minutes and a lot of trash.

A million minutes is 5 minutes if you're too lazy to do the math.

'You said a million minutes? I said, 'That’s 5 minutes and a lazy brain.'

He had a million minutes of video games. That’s 5 minutes and a lot of snacks.

She thought a million minutes was a long time. It was 5 minutes and a lot of whining.