a mildrid
A dorky guy or a guy trying too hard to be a dorky guy who points out a hot girl like she's the only one in the room.
He saw her and went 'look at that girl' like he was the first person to ever notice her.
He pointed at her and said 'she’s the best one here' like he was a detective and she was a suspect.
He looked at her and said 'she’s perfect' like he had a list of requirements for a girl and she checked every box.