a miah
A miah is a quiet girl who will rip your face off if you say one bad thing about her.
He said, 'You’re ugly,' and she said, 'I’ll rip your face off.'
She said, 'You’re not funny,' and he said, 'I’m not funny, I’m a joke.'
He said, 'You’re not cute,' and she said, 'I’m not cute, I’m a masterpiece.'