a miah

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To pull a miah is when a girl acts like a hot mess just to get your attention, and then you run like a coward.

She showed up in a bikini and said, 'I’m not wearing pants,' and I walked out.

He asked her to prom, and she said, 'Only if I can wear pajamas,' and he said, 'Nope.'

She texted, 'I’m coming over,' and I texted back, 'I’m not home.'

A miah is a girl who’ll ruin your day with her sass but still let you live.

She said, 'You’re not cute,' and I said, 'I don’t need cute, I need food.'

She came in with a pizza and a smirk and said, 'You’re lucky I brought food.'

She texted, 'I’ll beat you up if you don’t take me to the mall.'

A miah is a quiet girl who will rip your face off if you say one bad thing about her.

He said, 'You’re ugly,' and she said, 'I’ll rip your face off.'

She said, 'You’re not funny,' and he said, 'I’m not funny, I’m a joke.'

He said, 'You’re not cute,' and she said, 'I’m not cute, I’m a masterpiece.'

A miah is a girl who’s cute, smart, and will make you cry if you don’t treat her right.

She said, 'You’re not smart,' and I said, 'I’m not smart, I’m a genius.'

She came in with a pizza and a smirk and said, 'You’re lucky I brought food.'

He said, 'You’re not cute,' and she said, 'I’m not cute, I’m a masterpiece.'

A miah is a girl who’s funny, sexy, and will make you fall in love with her.

She said, 'You’re not funny,' and I said, 'I’m not funny, I’m a joke.'

She said, 'You’re not sexy,' and I said, 'I’m not sexy, I’m a beast.'

She said, 'You’re not cute,' and I said, 'I’m not cute, I’m a masterpiece.'

A miah is a girl who’s sweet, smart, and will make your day better.

She said, 'You’re not sweet,' and I said, 'I’m not sweet, I’m a candy bar.'

She said, 'You’re not smart,' and I said, 'I’m not smart, I’m a genius.'

She said, 'You’re not cute,' and I said, 'I’m not cute, I’m a masterpiece.'

A miah is a girl who’s weird, kind, and will make your life better.

She said, 'You’re not weird,' and I said, 'I’m not weird, I’m a monster.'

She said, 'You’re not kind,' and I said, 'I’m not kind, I’m a saint.'

She said, 'You’re not cute,' and I said, 'I’m not cute, I’m a masterpiece.'