A maxy p - A maxy p is someone who would fight a dragon for a cigarette

A maxy p is someone who would fight a dragon for a cigarette and still get mad if it was a bad brand.

I fought my brother for a smoke and now we’re both out of our minds.

I got into a full-blown argument over a menthol versus a regular.

I would break my own bones for a smoke, and I mean it.