A maxy p

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A maxy p is someone who would crawl over broken glass for a smoke, and still whine about it.

I bit the floor for a cigarette and now my mouth tastes like regret and burnt paper.

I stole a smoke from my dad’s pocket and got grounded for a week.

I would eat a shoe for a pack of smokes, and I’m not lying.

A maxy p is a human who would breathe in smoke like it was oxygen and still ask for more.

I smoked so much I turned into a walking fire hazard.

I inhaled so much smoke I could probably start a fire in my lungs.

I smoked so much my brain is now a used toaster.

A maxy p is someone who would fight a dragon for a cigarette and still get mad if it was a bad brand.

I fought my brother for a smoke and now we’re both out of our minds.

I got into a full-blown argument over a menthol versus a regular.

I would break my own bones for a smoke, and I mean it.