A Matt Turner
A Matt Turner is a mess of a creature who thinks he's the best at everything. He’s got the brain of a 5-year-old, the smell of a sweaty sock, and the loudness of a thousand screaming kids. He’s always chasing gorgon serpents, and he’ll steal your stuff just because he can.
He stole my food and then tried to eat it while screaming about how he’s a legend.
He yelled at a gorgon serpent and got chased by it. I laughed so hard I cried.
He stole my gear and then tripped into a pit. Classic Matt Turner.