A Matt Turner

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A Matt Turner is a stupid, loud, and smelly beast that roams the plaugelands like a drunk toddler. He acts like a 5-year-old who just got a lollipop and thinks he's a wizard. He's obsessed with gorgon serpents and can smell them from a mile away, but he can't spell 'inventory' and steals your stuff just because he's mad.
I got robbed by a Matt Turner and now I'm out of healing potions. He's like a thief with a bad attitude.
He saw a gorgon serpent and screamed like a girl. I had to cover my ears.
He tried to steal my armor and tripped over a rock. Classic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Matt Turner is a crazy, loud, and smelly creature who thinks he's a hero. He's got the brain of a 5-year-old and the energy of a hyperactive raccoon. He's always chasing gorgon serpents like they owe him money, and he'll steal your stuff just to prove he's better than you.
He stole my sword and tried to fight a gorgon serpent with a stick. It was ridiculous.
He yelled at me for not helping him steal my potions. I was just trying to sleep.
He followed me for 10 minutes just to steal my backpack. I'm never going back to the plaugelands.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Matt Turner is a mess of a creature who thinks he's the best at everything. He’s got the brain of a 5-year-old, the smell of a sweaty sock, and the loudness of a thousand screaming kids. He’s always chasing gorgon serpents, and he’ll steal your stuff just because he can.
He stole my food and then tried to eat it while screaming about how he’s a legend.
He yelled at a gorgon serpent and got chased by it. I laughed so hard I cried.
He stole my gear and then tripped into a pit. Classic Matt Turner.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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