A major case of the blue seats
When you look at your party and think your friends are all dead because no one showed up and you're stuck with your aunt's weird chicken casserole.
My rally had 3 people. My dog was more excited than I was.
I brought 10 pizzas and only 2 showed up. The rest were probably at the mall eating pizza and not me.
My campaign was so bad, my mom said she'd rather vote for the guy who eats tacos for breakfast.