A major case of the blue seats

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When you look at your party and think your friends are all dead because no one showed up and you're stuck with your aunt's weird chicken casserole.

My rally had 3 people. My dog was more excited than I was.

I brought 10 pizzas and only 2 showed up. The rest were probably at the mall eating pizza and not me.

My campaign was so bad, my mom said she'd rather vote for the guy who eats tacos for breakfast.

The moment you realize your event was so lame, even your ex showed up with their new boyfriend and a side of judgment.

My rally was so empty, I could see my neighbor's cat watching me from the street.

I had 5 people come to my rally, and one of them was my mom's best friend who still thinks I'm a kid.

The only people who showed up were my cousin and the guy who mows my lawn.

When you're so embarrassed you wish you could just vanish into the background like a ghost after realizing no one came to your big moment.

I had 3 people at my rally and one of them was my brother who brought a sandwich.

My party was so small, I could've just texted everyone and called it a day.

My rally had less people than my dog's birthday party.