A major case of the blue seats
The moment you realize your event was so lame, even your ex showed up with their new boyfriend and a side of judgment.
My rally was so empty, I could see my neighbor's cat watching me from the street.
I had 5 people come to my rally, and one of them was my mom's best friend who still thinks I'm a kid.
The only people who showed up were my cousin and the guy who mows my lawn.