a loyal bitch - They are like a dog that won't shut up and still eats your s

They are like a dog that won't shut up and still eats your shoes.

My dog is a loyal bitch, he barks at the mailman and eats my homework.

My sister's dog is a loyal bitch, he peed on my brother's new shoes.

My neighbor's dog is a loyal bitch, he bit the postman and stole my chicken.