Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

They are a myth made up by weak men to feel better about themselves.

My ex said he was looking for a loyal bitch, then left me for a cat.

My mom says I'm a loyal bitch, but I left her for a pizza.

My friend's boyfriend said he'd never cheat, then he did it twice in one week.

2

They are like a dog that won't shut up and still eats your shoes.

My dog is a loyal bitch, he barks at the mailman and eats my homework.

My sister's dog is a loyal bitch, he peed on my brother's new shoes.

My neighbor's dog is a loyal bitch, he bit the postman and stole my chicken.

3

They are the kind of person who will follow you to the toilet and still won't shut up.

My cousin followed me to the toilet and told me my hair was ugly.

My boss followed me to the toilet and said I was failing.

My ex followed me to the toilet and cried about a lost sock.

4

They are the kind of person who will let you get away with murder, just to stay friends.

My best friend let me steal her lunch and still called me her best friend.

My teacher let me cheat on the test and gave me an A+

My mom let me fail school and still says I'm her favorite.

5

They are the kind of person who will take your money and still call you family.

My uncle took my allowance and said it was a loan.

My cousin took my phone and said it was a gift.

My grandma took my savings and said it was for my future.

6

They are like a bad pizza that you still eat because it's all you got.

I ate that pizza even though it was cold and soggy.

I ate that pizza even though it had pineapple on it.

I ate that pizza even though it was from 2015.