A Louis Armstrong
When you cup your hand over your butt crack in the shower and let out a f***ing gas. You move your hand around to make the sound come out like a f***ing trumpet.
He was in the shower, cupped his hand over his butt crack, and let out a f***ing gas like a f***ing trumpet.
She was in the shower and made a f***ing gas sound like she was playing a trumpet.
He used his hand to control the sound of his f***ing gas like it was a f***ing trumpet.