A Louis Armstrong

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A Louis Armstrong is when 7 or more guys get their rusty trombones stuck in each other’s guts like a f***ing meat grinder. It’s a full circle of f***ing glory, and everyone gets their fill. If you try with less than 7, you’re just asking for a neck that looks like it’s been run over by a truck.
A Louis Armstrong in the lunchroom turned the whole cafeteria into a meat locker.
At the party, seven guys tried a Louis Armstrong and ended up looking like they’d been through a war.
During the bus ride, a Louis Armstrong broke out and the entire bus was laughing and crying at the same time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A musical genius who could make a trumpet cry and a crowd laugh at the same time. He was the f***ing king of jazz and the f***ing fool of hip hop.
He could play a trumpet so good it made my dog cry.
Louis Armstrong was the king of jazz, and the fool who started it all.
He was so good, even the trumpet felt special.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Satchmo was the godfather of jazz and the f***ing lunatic who made hip hop go from zero to sixty. He was the man who could make a whole city smile with just a few notes.
Satchmo was the godfather of jazz and the lunatic who started it all.
He was the man who could make a whole city smile with just a few notes.
Satchmo was the godfather, the lunatic, and the reason we still love jazz today.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A f***ing amazing jazz man who could charm the pants off anyone. He was the best of the best in the 40s and 50s, and his duets with Ella Fitzgerald made the whole world stop and listen.
He was so good, he made the whole world stop and listen.
His duets with Ella Fitzgerald were better than my mom’s cooking.
He was the best of the best, and the reason we still love jazz today.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To get a huge fart in your mouth while you're going down on someone. It’s like getting a f***ing blow job from a gas station.
He got a Louis Armstrong while rimming his girlfriend and it was like a f***ing blow job from a gas station.
She got a Louis Armstrong and it felt like she was being f***ed by a f***ing dragon.
He tried to rim his friend and got a Louis Armstrong that made him scream like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who got arrested for sitting next to a white woman on a bus, had guns pulled on him, and still managed to play jazz for people. He was the happiest f***ing man on Earth until he died.
He got arrested for sitting next to a white woman on a bus, had guns pulled on him, and still played jazz for people.
He was the happiest f***ing man on Earth until he died.
He was arrested, had guns pulled on him, and still played jazz for people. That’s a f***ing legend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you cup your hand over your butt crack in the shower and let out a f***ing gas. You move your hand around to make the sound come out like a f***ing trumpet.
He was in the shower, cupped his hand over his butt crack, and let out a f***ing gas like a f***ing trumpet.
She was in the shower and made a f***ing gas sound like she was playing a trumpet.
He used his hand to control the sound of his f***ing gas like it was a f***ing trumpet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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