A Lord Of Shit - You do something so wild, it makes a toddler’s tantrum look

You do something so wild, it makes a toddler’s tantrum look like a regular day.

I did a backflip off a chair and that’s how I became a Lord of Shit.

My friend threw a shoe at a cop and became a Lord of Shit.

I bit a donut in half and that’s how I earned my title.