A Long Winter
You take a woman's snatch and cram so many acorns in there it feels like a squirrel had a baby in there. Then you laugh like a maniac and yell 'See you in the spring!' like you're some kind of forest god.
Bro, I dropped 5 acorns in her and ran out like I was being chased by bears.
He stuffed 4 acorns in her and said 'I'll be back when the snow melts.'
She was screaming, 'Why would you do that? I'll never be the same!' and he said, 'See you in the spring!'