A Long Winter

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You take a woman's snatch and cram so many acorns in there it feels like a squirrel had a baby in there. Then you laugh like a maniac and yell 'See you in the spring!' like you're some kind of forest god.

Bro, I dropped 5 acorns in her and ran out like I was being chased by bears.

He stuffed 4 acorns in her and said 'I'll be back when the snow melts.'

She was screaming, 'Why would you do that? I'll never be the same!' and he said, 'See you in the spring!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You jerk off like it's the last day on Earth, and you're doing it for the love of your lonely heart. It's like you're Napoleon, and your wiener is the only thing left of the Grande Armée.

Man, I was so lonely I jerked off like I was winning a war.

He was crying while jerking off, like he just lost his best friend.

She was jerking off in the middle of the night, like she was the last person on Earth.

by Slangipedia 16d ago