A Long Schlong - Long Schlong is the big shiny schlong of Long Jon Silver, an

Long Schlong is the big shiny schlong of Long Jon Silver, and it's so bright, it could blind you.

Long Jon Silver has a Long Schlong so shiny, it could be a disco ball.

I saw Long Jon Silver and his Long Schlong, and I nearly cried.

Long Jon Silver's schlong is so long, it could be a ladder.