A Long Schlong

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A Long Schlong is someone with a schlong so long it could make a king look like a baby. It's not just about size, it's about divine gifts and no talent required.

My cousin's schlong is so long, he could hang a washing line on it.

My teacher said I had a Long Schlong, but I still failed math.

I asked my dad if he was a Long Schlong, and he said, 'I was born one.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Long Schlong is the kind of dong that could stretch the whole school. It's like a 20-foot dildo that would make the principal blush.

My neighbor's schlong is so long, he can do yoga on it.

I saw a Long Schlong in the gym and nearly fainted.

My friend's dad says his schlong is so long, it could reach the moon.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Long Schlong is like a big beaner, but with more beans and a lot more shame.

I told my mom I had a Long Schlong, and she said, 'I knew it!'

My dog's owner has a Long Schlong, and my dog won't stop barking at it.

My brother says he's a Long Schlong, but I think he's lying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Long Schlong telegong is when German teachers scream so loud they sound like they're having a party in the classroom.

My German teacher did a Long Schlong telegong and scared the janitor.

During class, the teacher did a Long Schlong telegong, and I got a detention.

My friend's teacher does a Long Schlong telegong every Friday.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Long Schlong is a guy named John who has a schlong so long it could be a new kind of measuring stick.

My friend John has a Long Schlong, and I don't even know how.

John said he was a Long Schlong, and I believed him.

I asked John if he was a Long Schlong, and he said, 'Of course, I'm John.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Long Schlong is the big shiny schlong of Long Jon Silver, and it's so bright, it could blind you.

Long Jon Silver has a Long Schlong so shiny, it could be a disco ball.

I saw Long Jon Silver and his Long Schlong, and I nearly cried.

Long Jon Silver's schlong is so long, it could be a ladder.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Long Schlong is when someone just wants your trust so bad, they’ll beg for your attention just to get sex.

My friend is a Long Schlong, and he asked me for sex in front of the whole class.

I had a Long Schlong in my group project, and he said, 'I will do anything!'

My crush is a Long Schlong, and he asked me out in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 16d ago