A Long Schlong - A Long Schlong is like a big beaner, but with more beans and

A Long Schlong is like a big beaner, but with more beans and a lot more shame.

I told my mom I had a Long Schlong, and she said, 'I knew it!'

My dog's owner has a Long Schlong, and my dog won't stop barking at it.

My brother says he's a Long Schlong, but I think he's lying.