A lonely wank in a Travelodge
When you're the last man standing after a wild night and you're in a dirty hotel room by yourself, trying to get off with a sock and it's just not doing it.
I tried to get it on with a sock and I got more than I bargained for.
I was trying to get a hard on and my sock was harder.
I tried to get it on and my sock was like, 'no thanks.'