A lonely wank in a Travelodge

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You at the end of the day when the gig is over and all the hot girls are with their cute boyfriends having sex and you're stuck in a crummy Travelodge room by yourself jerking off like a loser. It never works and just makes you feel worse.

I'm in a Travelodge and I just stared at my wiener for 20 minutes. It was a disaster.

I tried to imagine my ex with my best friend. It didn't go well.

I tried to get it up and it was like trying to light a match in a hurricane.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're the last man standing after a wild night and you're in a dirty hotel room by yourself, trying to get off with a sock and it's just not doing it.

I tried to get it on with a sock and I got more than I bargained for.

I was trying to get a hard on and my sock was harder.

I tried to get it on and my sock was like, 'no thanks.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You in a lousy hotel room, alone, trying to get off and thinking about all the girls you let down because you're too busy thinking about your own junk.

I was in a Travelodge and I was thinking about all the girls I let down.

I was in a lousy hotel room and I was thinking about my ex.

I was by myself and I was thinking about all the girls I had sex with and all the ones I didn't.

by Slangipedia 16d ago