A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!
You’re the main event, the bread is just a side dish. Wine is optional, but if you’re not there, I’m just a broke person with a bottle of cheap wine.
My date showed up with wine and no bread. I was confused but not disappointed.
I told my crush, 'I don’t need bread, just you and a little wine.'
I asked for bread, got wine instead. Now I’m just bitter.