A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!

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You and a jug of wine, but forget the bread. Who needs carbs when you’ve got love and a little alcohol? If you’re not there, I’m just a sad person with a wine problem.

My ex left me with a jug of wine and a note that said, 'I tried.'

I asked my boyfriend for a date and he said, 'I’ll bring the wine, you bring the drama.'

At the party, I was the only one who brought wine and a attitude.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You’re the main event, the bread is just a side dish. Wine is optional, but if you’re not there, I’m just a broke person with a bottle of cheap wine.

My date showed up with wine and no bread. I was confused but not disappointed.

I told my crush, 'I don’t need bread, just you and a little wine.'

I asked for bread, got wine instead. Now I’m just bitter.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

You’re the only thing I need. Wine is just a bonus. Bread? That’s just a distraction. If you’re not here, I’m just a person who drinks wine and cries about it.

At the picnic, I had wine and no bread. I cried in the grass.

I told my crush, 'I’d rather have you than a loaf of bread.'

My date brought wine and said, 'Bread is for people who don’t know how to love.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago