A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!
You and a jug of wine, but forget the bread. Who needs carbs when you’ve got love and a little alcohol? If you’re not there, I’m just a sad person with a wine problem.
My ex left me with a jug of wine and a note that said, 'I tried.'
I asked my boyfriend for a date and he said, 'I’ll bring the wine, you bring the drama.'
At the party, I was the only one who brought wine and a attitude.