a little too Fab Five - When you try too hard to be cool and end up looking like a r

When you try too hard to be cool and end up looking like a rejected contestant on a reality show.

My mom did a little too Fab Five at the mall, and she got kicked out of the store.

My brother tried to do a Fab Five impression, but he looked like a confused pigeon.

My dad went to a bar and tried to dance, but he looked like a lost puppy.