a little too Fab Five

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To act like a sissy who wears glitter and cries when someone says no to a makeover.

My dad got a little too Fab Five when he wore my sister's pink sequin jacket to work.

My cousin cried when his hair wasn’t perfect after a Fab Five session.

My uncle tried to do a dance number in the grocery store, and it was a disaster.

Something that smells like perfume, glitter, and desperation.

My mom’s new handbag is a little too Fab Five, it reeks of perfume and sadness.

My brother’s gym bag has glitter in it. That’s a little too Fab Five.

My dad’s cologne is so Fab Five, it smells like a failed relationship.

When you try too hard to be cool and end up looking like a rejected contestant on a reality show.

My mom did a little too Fab Five at the mall, and she got kicked out of the store.

My brother tried to do a Fab Five impression, but he looked like a confused pigeon.

My dad went to a bar and tried to dance, but he looked like a lost puppy.