A little Pete Murray
A little Pete Murray is when you're so f***ed up you think your dog is your soulmate and your fridge is your ex.
I woke up and my dog was my soulmate and my fridge was my ex. A little Pete Murray.
After my eighth beer, I told my fridge I was still in love with it. A little Pete Murray.
I'm so f***ed up I think my dog is my soulmate. A little Pete Murray.