A little Pete Murray

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A little Pete Murray means you're so trashed you probably think your ex's dog is your soulmate.

I woke up with a hangover and my dog looked at me like I betrayed him. A little Pete Murray.

After my third beer and a fight with my mom, I'm a little Pete Murray.

My head feels like it's been in a blender. A little Pete Murray.

A little Pete Murray is when your body is screaming for mercy and your brain is still trying to convince you it's Friday.

I'm a little Pete Murray because my brain says it's Friday but my body says it's Monday.

After my fourth beer, I'm a little Pete Murray and I'm still arguing with my brother.

My brain says I can finish this pizza. My body says no. A little Pete Murray.

A little Pete Murray is when you're so messed up you probably think your neighbor's cat is your long-lost brother.

I woke up and my neighbor's cat was staring at me like I stole his lunch. A little Pete Murray.

I'm a little Pete Murray because I tried to text my friend and sent a picture of my face.

After my fifth beer, I thought my dog was my long-lost brother. A little Pete Murray.

A little Pete Murray is when you're so broken you probably think your ex is still in love with you and your dog.

I woke up thinking my ex was still in love with me and my dog. A little Pete Murray.

After my sixth beer, I told my dog I was going to propose to him. A little Pete Murray.

My brain is broken. My ex is still in love with me. A little Pete Murray.

A little Pete Murray is when you're so out of it you probably think your mom is your best friend and your fridge is your ex.

I thought my fridge was my ex and my mom was my best friend. A little Pete Murray.

After my seventh beer, I told my fridge I was still in love with it. A little Pete Murray.

My brain is a mess. My mom is my best friend. A little Pete Murray.

A little Pete Murray is when you're so f***ed up you think your dog is your soulmate and your fridge is your ex.

I woke up and my dog was my soulmate and my fridge was my ex. A little Pete Murray.

After my eighth beer, I told my fridge I was still in love with it. A little Pete Murray.

I'm so f***ed up I think my dog is my soulmate. A little Pete Murray.