a little cream in your coffee - this is when you call someone a half-assed coffee because th

this is when you call someone a half-assed coffee because they're too white to be real and too black to be cool.

You see them in the school hallway and say, 'Oh look, it's the half-assed coffee again.'

They try to act tough and you say, 'You’re not even a real coffee, you’re just a weak attempt.'

They try to be cool and you say, 'You’re like a coffee with a little cream, still weak.'