a little cream in your coffee

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this is when you call someone a half-assed latte because they’re too fake to be black and too white to be cool.

You see them at the mall and say, 'Oh look, it's the half-assed latte again.'

They try to act tough and you say, 'You’re like a coffee with a little cream, still weak.'

They post a picture of themselves and you comment, 'This is the worst latte I’ve ever seen.'

this is when you make fun of someone who's got one black parent and acts like they're the king of the streets but still go to the mall.

You see them in the food court and say, 'Oh look, it's the king of the streets, still eating chicken nuggets.'

They try to be cool and you say, 'You’re like a coffee with a little cream, you’re just trying to be fancy.'

They try to rap and you say, 'You’re not even a real coffee, you’re just a weak attempt.'

this is when you call someone a half-assed coffee because they're too white to be real and too black to be cool.

You see them in the school hallway and say, 'Oh look, it's the half-assed coffee again.'

They try to act tough and you say, 'You’re not even a real coffee, you’re just a weak attempt.'

They try to be cool and you say, 'You’re like a coffee with a little cream, still weak.'