A little blonde
A little blonde is someone you want to slap, eat, and lock in a closet. She’s got the looks, the dumbness, and the power to make you question your life choices.
She tried to flirt with the principal and said, ‘I’ve got a crush on your mustache.’
She used a calculator to count her toes.
She said the moon was her boyfriend and that it was ‘getting a divorce.’