A little blonde

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A dumb little blonde is someone who acts like they're the smartest person in the room but can't even remember their own name half the time. They’re like a walking disaster wrapped in a pretty package.
"You called me Karen? I’m Linda!", said by a blonde who forgot her own name 3 times that day.
She tried to solve a math problem by counting her eyelashes.
She told her dog she was a genius, then the dog ate her homework.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A little blonde is like a candy bar, looks good on the outside, but inside it's just a bunch of sugar and nonsense. She’s got more layers than a lasagna and less brains.
She dyed her hair pink and claimed it was a ‘scientific experiment’.
She told her teacher her cat was the president.
She cried when her cereal was out of milk.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A little blonde is someone you want to slap, eat, and lock in a closet. She’s got the looks, the dumbness, and the power to make you question your life choices.
She tried to flirt with the principal and said, ‘I’ve got a crush on your mustache.’
She used a calculator to count her toes.
She said the moon was her boyfriend and that it was ‘getting a divorce.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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