a lightbody
a messy, scruffy Irish guy who looks like he rolled out of a ditch and never washed his face again. He's bad at love and always ends up with the wrong girl.
He showed up to our first date in a t-shirt that said 'I love my mom' and smelled like old pizza.
He tried to propose to three girls at once and all of them said no.
He dated my aunt for two years and still doesn't know how to use a toilet properly.