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when you're dating two people who are so close it feels like they're in a love triangle and you're just the confused fool stuck in the middle
I'm dating my best friend and her brother. It's like a family drama but with more kissing and less potatoes.
My crush is my roommate's ex. Now we're all in a weird love quadrilateral.
I'm dating my sister and her boyfriend. I'm like the worst version of a family feud.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a messy, scruffy Irish guy who looks like he rolled out of a ditch and never washed his face again. He's bad at love and always ends up with the wrong girl.
He showed up to our first date in a t-shirt that said 'I love my mom' and smelled like old pizza.
He tried to propose to three girls at once and all of them said no.
He dated my aunt for two years and still doesn't know how to use a toilet properly.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a bald, bearded, giant leprechaun who fights with swords and wears so much hair it looks like he has a goat on his head. He once tried to run a pipeline through his own body and failed, but it was cool.
He fought a dragon with a spoon and won. No one knows why.
He once ate 10 pies in one sitting and didn't even blink.
He tried to do a pipeline on himself and ended up looking like a raccoon with a hat.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the guy who sings for Snow Patrol. He writes sad songs about broken hearts and gets emotional like he’s been dumped by every girl in the world.
He cried during a concert when he sang ‘Chasing Cars’ and it was the most embarrassing thing ever.
He wrote a song about his ex and it made her cry. Then she broke up with him again.
He was so sad during a live performance that he almost fell off the stage.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the lead singer of Snow Patrol. He's a total music geek who listens to old bands and got his start in a college band called ‘Polar Bear’. He’s got a big head because he thinks he's the best.
He once got into a fight with a fan over who had better hair. It ended with both of them yelling into microphones.
He spent three years in college just to write songs about heartbreak and still doesn’t know how to use a computer.
He started a band called ‘Polar Bear’ and then renamed it to ‘Snow Patrol’ because he was too lazy to find a better name.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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