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a bald, bearded, giant leprechaun who fights with swords and wears so much hair it looks like he has a goat on his head. He once tried to run a pipeline through his own body and failed, but it was cool.
He fought a dragon with a spoon and won. No one knows why.
He once ate 10 pies in one sitting and didn't even blink.
He tried to do a pipeline on himself and ended up looking like a raccoon with a hat.