a lemon - I swear to god, some people think a lemon is just a fruit. I

I swear to god, some people think a lemon is just a fruit. It's not. It's a lifestyle.

My mom says, "A lemon is just a fruit." I say, "You're wrong."

At school, I got in trouble for saying lemons are more than a fruit.

I tried to convince my friend, but he said, "Just eat the fruit."