Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What rednecks in the South say when they mean eleven, but it's mostly just a stupid way to sound like they know what they're talkin about.

"I was drunk at eleven!", but he meant eleven, not eleven.

My cousin says eleven every time he takes a sip of beer.

He called his dog eleven because he thought it was cool.

2

A story that’s all about people getting it on like there’s no tomorrow, and no one cares about the plot.

I read a lemon about a wizard and a witch having a magical blow job.

My teacher banned lemons because they were too explicit.

My friend wrote a lemon about a dragon and a knight having a three-way.

3

A weird, sour egg laid by a duck that probably never got laid.

That duck egg looks like it was thrown in a blender.

The duck egg tasted like a sourpuss.

I tried to eat it, and it ruined my whole day.

4

I swear to god, some people think a lemon is just a fruit. It's not. It's a lifestyle.

My mom says, "A lemon is just a fruit." I say, "You're wrong."

At school, I got in trouble for saying lemons are more than a fruit.

I tried to convince my friend, but he said, "Just eat the fruit."

5

A yellow fruit that’s the same color as its name, but it’s also the same color as a turd.

That lemon is yellow like my brother's face after he ate a whole pizza.

I think that lemon is a turd in disguise.

My dog ate a lemon and turned yellow.

6

Life's worst kind of crap, sour, bitter, and it's probably gonna stick to your teeth.

Life gave me a lemon and I said, "I'll take it."

That lemon was the worst part of my day.

I got a lemon and it made me cry.

7

Something that Cave Johnson absolutely hates, and I don’t know why he doesn’t just punch it in the face.

Cave Johnson said, "That lemon is the worst thing I've ever seen."

He threw a lemon at a wall and it didn’t even flinch.

I think he wants to kill the lemon.