a left queef to the bosom
When someone with a cloaca shoots a queef so hard it turns into a gas fist and slaps the left side of a woman’s saggy bag like it’s a soft target
At the dinner table, my uncle’s queef hit my aunt’s bra like it was a love tap.
During a karaoke night, my friend’s queef landed so hard it knocked my cousin’s saggy bag sideways.
My brother’s queef was so strong, it looked like he was hitting my sister with a gas punch.